Title: It Was Only an Alien

Author: Sue Corkill

Category: Drabble

Status: Complete

Rating: G

Content Warning: M/F

Season/Sequel info: Third

Spoilers: Foothold

Archive: Heliopolis, SJA

Summary: None

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters and places are the property of MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret productions. This piece of fan fiction was created for entertainment not monetary purposes and no infringement on copyrights or trademarks was intended. Previously unrecognized characters and places, and this story, are copyrighted to the author. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

Feedback: Cheerfully accepted.

Author’s notes: I have no idea where this one came from, except that I was still procrastinating and Foothold was on in syndication not too long ago. Enjoy!

Copyright © M. Susan Corkill, March 2001

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IT WAS ONLY AN ALIEN

"So, you killed me?"

"Well…...he was really an alien, sir."

"Yeah, but he looked like me……"

"Just like you, except for that moment on the plane when he phased out."

"So, you just decided to shoot me?"

"You had started to attack, sir."

"Give it a rest, Jack. Besides, Davis told me you hit Dr. Fraiser."

"You hit Janet, sir?"

"Well, she was an alien……"

"And you undressed her, Jack."

"Daniel! I did not undress her! I just undid a few buttons on her blouse to find that doohickey."

Sam frowned.

Daniel smirked.

Jack squirmed. "Hey, they only were aliens!"

THE END